Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
