how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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