I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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