I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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