You can't motorboat a personality
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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