At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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