Dual....:-)
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
