I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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