Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
handjob tips. give me some.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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