So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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