my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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