And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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