Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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