if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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