i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
i now understand why vodka
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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