You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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