how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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