i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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