dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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