I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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