But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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