FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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