its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
babies were throwing up all over the place
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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