hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Vodka?
Forever.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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