We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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