Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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