why didn't you poke me back
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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