Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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