Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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