What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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