from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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