i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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