i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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