its not stalking. its research.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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