it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
