i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
