Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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