You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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