My nipple is on Facebook.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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