please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Holy sore nipples Batman
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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