:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
