yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Green mimosas i think yes
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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