drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Say something about gay babies.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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