She said her name was "party"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
