just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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