i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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