do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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