I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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