Sponge bath it is.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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