i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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