I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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