I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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