Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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